On Being Wrong

You’re going to be wrong. It’s going to happen. Again and again. It’s fine. We all do it all the time. We just notice something is off, question how we want to change, and move on. That’s what human beings do. We might kick and scream quite a bit, but we are generally pretty good at making the changes.

Think about it. Back when your grandmother was born, doctors smoked cigarettes in babies’ faces. People threw garbage out their car windows. Houses were packed with asbestos. Women stayed home and stayed in the kitchen. Gay people had to stay firmly in the closet and not touch anything. Black and white folks were segregated in schools, restaurants, restrooms, and by water fountains. And there were water fountains!

Life changes because we realize and agree we’re wrong and we make it right.

What’s tricky is that smart people can be wrong too. They’re not immune because their brain works a certain, special way. Or because they smooch their degrees every night before bed to absorb just a bit more knowledge. No, everyone can be full of shit. They just show it in different ways.

I’ll give you an example.

In 1846, Ignaz Semmelweis, a Hungarian physician, wanted to figure out why so many women were dying in the maternity wards of a Vienna hospital. Good guy, noble cause. He did this during an era when doctors just started taking a scientific approach to the human body, exploring anatomy through autopsies and collecting data to make better decisions. Semmelweis did just that by studying doctors in one maternity ward compared to the midwives in another. Turns out women were dying five times as often in rooms staffed by doctors as they were in rooms staffed by midwives. Semmelweis tried to break it down. He looked at women giving birth on their side as opposed to on their back. No dice. He studied the effect ministers had ringing bells in the ward after other pregnant women gave birth and died. Horrifying, but no help to Semmelweis’ research.

Then, when a pathologist buddy died, Semmelweis noticed the doc had a cut on his finger. And since it was common practice to perform autopsies and then walk down the hall to deliver a baby, Semmelweis thought maybe washing hands before surgery would be a good idea. He recommended using chlorine, as NPR wrote, not because he knew about germs or that chlorine is an awesome disinfectant, but because “he thought it would be the best way to get rid of any smell left behind by those little bits of corpse.”

And Semmelweis was right! He told the medical staff to wash their disgusting hands and a bunch more women started surviving after bringing precious life into this world!

Semmelweis found a big wrong to right in the medical world, but it wasn’t long before he found his way back to being a stupid, error-prone human. Instead of playing it cool, he started telling doctors they were the wrong ones all along. To their doctor faces. NPR wrote, “He publicly berated people who disagreed with him and made some influential enemies. Eventually the doctors gave up the chlorine hand-washing, and Semmelweis — he lost his job.”

Semmelweis took a tough turn after that, and started losing his mind, either to Alzheimer's or syphilis. He was checked into a mental hospital and NPR noted, “The sad end to the story is that Semmelweis was probably beaten in the asylum and eventually died of sepsis, a potentially fatal complication of an infection in the bloodstream — basically, it's the same disease Semmelweis fought so hard to prevent…

Okay, so maybe being wrong doesn’t always end up being just fine. Semmelweis definitely helped but, naturally, it could have been better.

Let’s try again.

In the 1890’s, “one of the biggest environmental problems, the equivalent of climate change [today], was horse manure,” according to Peter Diamandis, author of the book, Abundance. Diamandis told Tim Ferriss on Ferriss’ podcast that before the age of the automobile, everyone that could afford it brought their transportation, their horse, into the burgeoning cities. Naturally, the streets flooded with horse shit. There was nowhere to put all of it and when it rained, it flowed. Diamandis says this is why buildings were designed with raised stoops. Gross.

Diamandis continued, “The articles written projected this crazy amount of horse manure because clearly, you know, by 1940, the number of horses in the city would have exploded as the population went up. But something else happened, right? Another technology came along called the automobile that became the major motive force and got rid of horses.”

Problem solved! Most horses retired and America went on to invent the super-charged Ford Shelby Mustang. Scientists were able to chill out once again, no longer needed to plan for all that horse shit. And look at us now - barely any horse shit!

Just like the professionals among us, doctors and scientists and ministers and athletes, you’re probably wrong about a ton of shit too. Right now. You have to be. We have to be. The future and the odds are against us. Being wrong wasn’t just a fad a hundred years ago when hand-washing was what nerds did and horses just took a dump wherever they wanted. We’re wrong about plenty right now. We still think Christopher Columbus and Thomas Edison are cool. We think throwing money at wars is a security strategy while people drink poison water in Michigan. We have a war on drugs and medical marijuana. We have evidence that meditation helps you, we’re addicted to our phones, and the government told us low-fat foods were the core of a healthy diet, and we ignore all that.

Until we don’t.

Possibly the most interesting way we might be wrong is how we treat one another. Neuroendocrinologist and author Robert Sapolsky talked about this on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast recently. When asked what he thought we’d look back on from the future and shake our heads about, Sapolsky answered, “I think it’s overwhelmingly going to be, my god, that quaint, medieval, destructive belief they held onto then about human agency and free will.”

Whoa, they punished people who had brains that couldn’t regulate their own behavoir? They punished people who because of toxin exposure or stress during adolescence wound up with brains that couldn’t control this or that at particular junctures, and they used words like “justice” back then? Wow, I can’t believe the stuff they did!

Being wrong is why we can chalk up the world as being unfair. It’s a fact we need to digest. Some of us can do this better than others. But each of us can take steps forward in the right direction, especially since we know we’re going to be wrong somehow some way. Why not quit wasting time and ask ourselves how we’re wrong, figure out how we can change, and move on? Because, in the end, can’t we all appreciate clean hands and horse shit where it belongs?

The Meaning of Life is Not The Right Question

Deep Thought contemplating the Big Question.

Deep Thought contemplating the Big Question.

In the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, there is a massive supercomputer called Deep Thought charged with the task of crunching all the known data and answering the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. The computer reports it will take seven and a half million years of calculation, so, naturally, everyone waits. 

And seven and a half million years of calculation later, the computer spits out the answer: 42. The meaning of life is 42. 

What could have saved humanity seven and a half million years was asking a better question. Deep Thought claims it can't develop a better question but it could build a larger model to do the trick. Deep Thought calls this new supercomputer Earth. 

And although Earth hasn't quite yet answered the ultimate question of life, there are endless answers to other questions at our fingertips that were never there before. Kevin Kelly, co-founder of Wired magazine, recently told John Brockman of Edge that the future of technology on Earth might rely more on asking the correct question than finding an answer. With the ubiquity of smartphones with search engines, answers are not in rare supply. What we need to determine is exactly what we're looking for. 

Economist and author Stephen Dubner bags this idea up in Think Like a Freak when he writes, "But if you ask the wrong, you are almost guaranteed to get the wrong answer." Much like how Dubner writes about the record-breaking performance and career of professional eater Takeru Kobayashi. Instead of asking himself "How do I eat more hot dogs?" at the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship as the competition seemed to do, Kobayashi shifted perspective by answering "How do I make hot dogs easier to eat?". And he blew away the competition. Crowned the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Champion for the first time in 2001, doubling the then-current record of 25 1/8 hot dogs in 12 minutes by eating 50, Kobayashi went on to win for the next five years. 


Life is a matter of trajectory. Hot dogs might not be your style but discovering something specific offers an answer you can take action on. If you're lazy and general in your goals, you'll find nothing more than inaction and disappointment. Motivational speaker Tony Robbins jokes that if your goal is to "make more money" (which for tons of people it is), someone could just give you a dollar to go away. 

The meaning of life is not specific and it might never be. As Tim Ferriss breaks it down in The 4-Hour Work Week: "Until the question is clear - each term in it defined - there is no point in answering it. The "meaning" of "life" question is unanswerable without further elaboration." There are endless answers to the "meaning" of "life" not just for society as a whole, but throughout your life too. Do you think the meaning of life you nail down in your teenage years would make any sense now? And you've had to have heard the stories of hospice patients on their deathbeds regretting the time they wasted on work in place of more time with loved ones. It is a constant questioning process. You don't want a dollar and you don't want a single, crappy meaning. 

And so with the rest of our lives ahead of us, I beg you to ask better questions. If you're overwhelmed by the possibilities of the meaning of life, find the meaning of your life today. There is no guarantee you'll be around to answer it tomorrow and you can take action now. What are you waiting for?